Here they are, several weeks later and after Vuelta already started. But I had many stuff to do including some sightseeing so sorry about that.
Hope you enjoy reading it, as much as I enjoyed coming up with them:
"I Don't Want It" Award: There was that rider that didn't want to lead the escapees on a climb so he swerved right so fast that almost crashed into a motorbike. And there was that other rider that didn't want his musette bag so he fell when it was given to him.