Cogitation in the Time of War #15 - Lying Lavrov

To summarize, and attempt to make sense, of some of things officially said by Russia, in particular by Lying Lavrov and his diplomatic staff located all over the world.

Russia DIDN'T ATTACK Ukraine, it is a "special military operation" after all, and it "operated" for the following reasons:

• Ukraine's (never approved) membership to NATO;
• Ukraine's application (that happened after the "special operation" started) to the EU membership;
• the corrupted Nazi government in Kyiv presided by a jew;;
• Ukraine was never a real country anyway and ukrainians wanted to be liberated and return to Mother Russia;
• Ukraine had/has nuclear weapons (that they destroyed around 1994 with assurances of not being attacked, which is not happening by the way, according to Lying Lavrov);
• Ukraine had/has bio-labs set-up by the Americans and were gonna use bio-weapons against Russians (just like these american labs were previously built in Georgia, and the Syrian rebels also had bio-labs).

Funny that several of these motives, or arguments, were not presented before the 24th February, and only show up 2 weeks after the (NOT AN) invasion...

But let's proceed with other "versions" of the facts.

During the course of this NOT ATTACK, Russia DIDN'T bomb a maternity and children's hospital in Mariupol, although later they did and it was a proper military target because it was empty and being used as a weapons depot by those nazis from the Azov Regiment. It doesn't apparently matter that the building in their photos, and where you do see ukrainian troops, is a different one, located more than 10 km away from the maternity!
The civilians casualties are "fake news" (staged) because in the photos we can see a famous influencer, that pretended to be pregnant, although later was actually pregnant and really lives in Mariupol but she's good with makeup (to fake the injuries). Also she acted as 3 different victims (because she appears in 3 different photos, at different places of the area but always with the same clothes) and the other dozens of photos and videos of injured people don't matter at all because influencers are evil, I guess.

Right, makes total sense.

Thanks Lying Lavrov, you sure live up to the nickname I just thought for you (I guess others have thought of it as well).